- Write hooks that actually earn the thumb-stop instead of getting flicked past with everything else.
- Turn the way you actually talk into one clear hit per line—no rambling, no 3-paragraph warm-ups.
- Build posts + emails that start strong and keep people moving toward the link, not drifting off halfway down the screen.
- Make your drafts faster and your edits meaner.
- Use plug-and-play patterns so “blank page” becomes a 10-minute task, not a whole emotional event.
- Feed your copy to The Coroner and get a clean report on what stays, what dies, and how to tighten the rest.
Let’s get you writing copy that cuts straight to the point (and the sale)
Murder Your Messaging is built for the attention economy, where people are half-reading, half doing literally anything else, and you have seconds to earn their brain space.
Inside, you’ll learn how to:
Your content has fangs in your head and baby teeth on the page. You’re stacked with ideas, opinions, personality.
But once you start typing, you:
☠️ soften the message
☠️ add three paragraphs of context
☠️ talk yourself out of the punch
So you get a lot of “omg love this” and not a lot of “where do I pay?”
Over-careful copy makes your offer look like a suggestion. Murder Your Messaging is designed to put a stop to that.
But once you start typing, you:
☠️ soften the message
☠️ add three paragraphs of context
☠️ talk yourself out of the punch
So you get a lot of “omg love this” and not a lot of “where do I pay?”
Over-careful copy makes your offer look like a suggestion. Murder Your Messaging is designed to put a stop to that.
(aka the weapons)
All yours for $97
what's inside
It’s like having a ruthless, on-call copy editor who understands your brand…and doesn’t sugarcoat.
The main manual. Frameworks that show you how to stop the scroll, hook the right people, and turn your personality into a conversion engine, even if you still claim you’re “not a writer.”
You’ll start following a structure and finally know why something’ll work instead of hoping it does.
You’ll start following a structure and finally know why something’ll work instead of hoping it does.
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Murder Your Messaging Playbook
A private Notion vault packed with:
Open the vault, grab a formula, plug in your specifics, tweak, and move on with your day.
- Proven hooks
- Fill-in-the-blank messaging templates
- Prompts that write half the copy for you
Open the vault, grab a formula, plug in your specifics, tweak, and move on with your day.
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The Copycat
Killer Vault
(your forensic copy examiner)
A custom AI trained on the full Murder Your Messaging framework.Bring her:
- The landing page nobody buys from
- The email nobody opened
- The caption that got three likes
She names what killed it, writes the fix, and shows her work so you can diagnose the next one yourself.
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The Coroner
Most “messaging” offers fall into one of two buckets:
Murder Your Messaging is a system you can use immediately. You’ll have:
- A stack of frameworks you can drop onto any post, email, or sales section
- A grab-and-go vault of hooks, prompts, and templates so you’re never starting from a blinking cursor
- A writing workflow that turns “I should post” into a quick task, not a full shame spiral
- Copy that sounds like you.
- Content that moves people to DM, click, + “okay wait, tell me more”
Make today the day you start writing copy so good your audience will be dying to buy.
